Guys, I have what I can only describe as yet more information about Lily Phillips that will make you feel as though society is truly in the end days. Just when you thought she couldn’t stoop any lower she goes and does it, and this poor girlfriend is completely caught in the crossfire.
Lily announced on her TikTok that she was with a Scottish guy called Kenneth, who had travelled all the way to see Lily Phillips as he’d won a competition to sleep with her. And yes, sadly it was an actual competition.
But as if that wasn’t already bad enough, not only did Kenneth have a girlfriend, although who knows if he still does, he actually brought her with him. And once again I really wish I was joking.
Lily told her followers: “So Kenneth here has travelled all the way from Scotland with his missus because he won a competition to bonk me on the Reality Check show. So, say goodbye to your missus because we’re going.”
Kenneth then very awkwardly hugged his girlfriend who looked like she’d literally rather be hurled into the sun than in that room with Lily. She then led Kenneth off, telling him: “Come on then, off to the bedroom.” I fear I would have majorly lost my cool at that moment.
As for where Kenneth even won the competition, his victory was announced on the Reality Check podcast, which funnily enough is co-hosted by the guy who appeared in Bonnie Blue’s documentary. What a small world.
On it, they announced: “Kenneth was our lucky winner of the prize. And the prize was you get to bonk Lily.”
Lily posted another video “30 seconds” after everything happened and the girlfriend can be seen in the back of the video once again. However all might not be as it seems as on his TikTok account Kenneth has claimed that the girl in the video wasn’t actually his girlfriend and instead, it was all “ragebait.”
To be honest, at this point, I have no idea what’s real and what’s not with Lily Phillips. But for the sake of humanity, I really hope she wasn’t really his girlfriend and if she was I’m praying they’re not still together.
